Half naked yoga p.3Can we do the yoga together?
She deserves to be kissed. From her head to her pretty toes.
Sometimes I think my boobs stopped growing because I break a lot of mirrors.
But then I rationalize that it wouldn’t be fair to give me boobs and this butt. I would kill the whole game. Slay it.
Tru (2-Chainz voice)
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Since “Breaking Bad” ended.
Real shit. No show can equate.
Transformation Tuesday: Big Pun
what the fuck happened
His wife left him. He started binge eating. That eventually led to health complications; thus, leading to his death, eventually.
The unfortunate truth
An* American child
Screw writing “strong” women. Write interesting women. Write well-rounded women. Write complicated women. Write a woman who kicks ass, write a woman who cowers in a corner. Write a woman who’s desperate for a husband. Write a woman who doesn’t need a man. Write women who cry, women who rant, women who are shy, women who don’t take no shit, women who need validation and women who don’t care what anybody thinks.”
…beacuse they’re not all “white.” not to make this a racial issue, but this “white washing” of mythical beings has gotten out of hand since movies have come into creation. Let’s cut the shit. There will never be a time when the past will be forgotten because a movie, book, or character has come to some high-standing level or recognition.
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10/30-I got into a fight that had nothing to do with me. Accused of an act that I wouldn’t have committed even with the grandest amounts of honey whiskey. Beat the bricks off of ol’ boy, and got scraped up in the process. Fought bare foot, and fresh out of the shower. Claimed he was a boxer. I couldn’t tell. Restrained him for a good part of the fight, and he was only able to land one shot.
11/1-My grandmother died (my father’s mother) (All Saints Day, go figure)
11/3-My brother came home for one week (NAVY)
11/8-My grandmother’s funeral
11/15-I got invited to this birthday happy hour at a very glitzy hotel
11/16-I take the Firefighter test
11/17-It is said woman’s birthday today( I think). Apparently, I was supposed to call, and or text, her to wish her a happy birthday. I guess.
I don;t know what it is with people assuming things are ok to just force onto others, but I last I checked that is called rape (just me? Fuck it). Like, I just went through the most random, possibly roughest two weeks since, about, 2009. Let me be. Let me breathe. It’s like the saying goes:
"Niggas won’t give you soup when you’re sick, but they’ll lay roses on your grave."
I’m just…filling in the gap that is/was presented on this site. I haven’t even been on any site, as of late, except Twitter, and tapping on Facebook to give my play-by-play of readings from Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower” series (currently on Book II). Forgive me for attempting to get my life together. Shit is mega-real as of late. I’m just waiting on Morpheus to hit my jack and tell me “..you’ are The One.”
wow these girls are beastbut how is that even possible
…because Ukraine. Also, I had “Horse Steppin” playing in the background at the 5:00 mark, and it went hand-in-hand with the video. Well played.
GRAVITY - the best movie I’ve seen this year.
Iron-Man 3, The Conjuring, Broken City, Man of Tai Chi…I can keep this going.
We’re Giving Away Tickets to See Kanye’s Yeezus Tour
This month Kanye West is kicking off his first solo tour in five years, starting in Seattle on October 19 with 29 shows stretching across North America. Considering Yeezus is on our shortlist for album of the century and Mr. West is one of the most unpredictable figures in popular music today, there is no question on our mind that this is a tour for the history books. Not to mention, he’s bringing Kendrick Lamar along for the opening slot. The only downside is that tickets to see Yeezy and K-Dot do their thing at any one of the stops along this tour can costs as much $200—that’s a little rich for our blood, considering we’re still paying off our credit card from copping the Air Yeezy IIs.
To help folks like us, who don’t wipe their butts with twenty dollar bills, see the Louis Vuitton Don in IRL, we’re giving away two pairs of tickets that can be used for any ofthese selected dates on the Yeezus tour. To win a pair of tickets, send us a twitpic via Twitter to @VICE and make sure to include the hashtag #SENDITUP. Since anything goes when you’re dealing Kanye West, the picture you send us could be of anything—it could be one of your granny holding on to her 808 drum machine, your cat eating a damn croissant, or a picture of you snorting milk through a straw. There are no rules—just make us laugh, gross us out, or praise Yeezus. The contest starts now and we’ll be accepting pictures until midnight on Sunday, October 13. On Monday, October 14, we’ll announce the winners right here on VICE.com. Who knows, if we dig the pic, you might get a chance to finally see Yeezus ascend back to wherever the fuck he came from like the tour poster suggests.
Well, let’s get the fuck to it!
Headstand Salamba Sirsasana
Thick, smooth, and flexible. Love.
White People: “You blacks need to get over what we did to you. It was so long ago and it wasn’t even that bad. So what if us honest hard working christians could attend a lynching after church, where’s the issue in that?”
this shit was happening like 40 fucking years ago
hell this shit STILL HAPPENS
The fact that he has on a u.s. army sweatshirt is just
This is a reason I would not be on the list of “persons to time-travel to make a change.” Had I been warped to a time, as such depicted, and saw one man being beaten damn near, if not, to death for being an African-American, my Hatori Hanzo would cut those two fuckers down so fast, they’d blink not knowing that their body was already cut in half.
if the goal was to have me teary-eyed, you win.
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I’ve been extremely busy with life, and a shit load of life’s follies. I’ll be back, sooner than later.
Call me, when you can. I miss you.
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