when i get a new tube of lipstick
i wasnt ready
Is this real?
i don’t think anybody appreciates thickness more than black men
mexican niggas do too fo sho.
(Raises hand for Puerto Rican fellows)…*ahem*…
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My dog died today. Ironically, today is my brother’s and nephew’s birthday. I couldn’t even bury her because the ground is hard from the cold, snow, and continuous rain. With that, half of the city was shutdown today, and the SPCA was closed.
I don’t even know man. I’m just like fuck it all. Like, all of it, at this point. She was the last tie to my home. I don;t even want to sleep in my house anymore. My neighbor just broke down when I told her. I had to keep my cool before I did the same.
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…doesn’t fell like it. At all. Whatever.
That’s not cool Tumblr.
Reblogging just in case this is true. I’ll get it off my blog here later, but for now….
Yeah if this is true… I’m just leaving this here and may or not remove all art.
TIME TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS CHANGES.
Oh yeah. It’s true.
What makes this even more of a shitshow though? Well, if you don’t feel like digging through all the legalese to find this section, I’ve done it for you. This is what it says as of 2014-01-25, 19:53 PST:
Read that. Read all of it. Not just the legalese in white. Not just the “skimmer-friendly” version in gray. Read both and notice how they technically, for all legal purposes, say the same things…yet completely contradict one another from any practical standpoint. The gray boxes are all nice and friendly. The legalese is basically a great big ol’ FUCK YOU.
So yeah, signal boost the hell out of this.
Does this include your own fanfiction as well?
THIS IS WRONG AND HORRIBLE GUYS REBLOG THIS
THIS IS A BIG BULLSHIT
Shit. I just agreed to it, too. Makes me not want to tumblr anymore…
This is (one reason) why I love the internet.
what if that bear belonged to an older balding man in his late 40s who used it to cum on because he has a sexual attraction to teddy bears
god damn it, keisha…….
im so done with you.
So, we can find and return a bear faster than a lost child (not relating to this article in particular)? I see.
one time i tried ta make a girl wit a cups suck her own titty her head almost went inside her chest like dem power ranger toys
They paused it. Why, you ask? Because I answered to two question on the application, in truth, that presented a red flag, of sorts.
I smoked weed in ‘09 when my mother died (they asked if I had used ANY drug paraphernalia dating back as far as 10 years ago), and if I had any federal loans that were/are delinquent (I took care of that on the 21st).
So, I wrote a nifty response. Kept it clean,. Got straight to the point(s), and am hoping that I really land the damn job.
Oh, and in case you were wondering why I answered as truthfully as I did: they give a lie detector test as part of the interview process, assuming you land the job. Yeah, a bit intense.
I’m ready for it though. More than ready.
i don’t even know if i can keep reading this list
AND SHE’S ON POINTE
dear god. Thank you.
Oh. My. Heaven…
Aries: Doggie Style
Taurus: Ballet Dancer
Leo: Upstanding Citizen
Libra: The Reverse Spoon
Scorpio: The Pinball Wizard
Aquarius: Stand and Deliver
Pisces: The Om
(if you click on them it will show you a picture haha)
This is absolutely not true.
I’m an Aquarius and I’m taking back shots every time.
Inaccurate. I love, absolutely tucking love, to have a woman on top. I’m an Aquarius, and I say so. Fuck that.
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No, but really: what the fuck is this shit???
Currently on craigslist looking for deals, or better offers. This is complete bullshit. That’s all I really had in my home keeping me sane, and had in my home for simple entertainment.
I guess I can’t be that mad. It gave me 5 years of kick-ass use.
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Do yourselves a favor: bang that.
First time in a damn long time since I’ve played an album in it’s entirety without wanting to skip a track.
Also, I just went to town on a girlfriend of mine(s) house, while she’s in Japan. She will be pleased to come back to her home in pristine condition. Basement cleaned, plants watered, and her bed fixed as if I never laid my head on it, or rolled on it.
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